HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
david attenborough: …but life in this idyllic environment for these adorable baby animals……. comes at a cost…….
me: did i ask??? where did i fucking ask????????
david attenborough: …but life in this idyllic environment for these adorable baby animals……. comes at a cost…….
me: did i ask??? where did i fucking ask????????
Girls are so cute!!! Chubby Girls!!! Hairy girls!! Skinny girls!!! Fat girls!!! Disabled girls!!! Trans girls!!! Nb and gnc girls!!! Butch girls!!! Sapphic girls!! Poly girls!!! Lesbian girls!! Bi girsl!! Pan girls!!! Asexual girls!!! Jewish girls!!! Muslim girls!!! Black girls!!! Dark skined girls!!! Pale girls!!! Asian girls!!! Tall girls!!! Short girls!!! Girls with big boobs and small boobs and no boobs!!! Girls with short or long or dyed or no hair!!! Girls who wanna lose weight and who don’t!!! Are you a girl??? Cute!!!
kid: *sobbing* so cute….
recorder: shes what?
kid: *SNIFF* shes so cuttee………….
kid: shes so cute?
kid: yes…..
kid: *cries softly as the puppy licks the tears*
how do they get waffle fries to look like that and why do they taste better than regular fries
But they don’t taste better tho
i cannot believe………………… the slander……………………………….. the absolute……………. complete……………… disrespect…………………………….
Reblog to cast a spell that’ll seal away the influence of 2016 and make 2017 a great year.
Double reblog it to cast a curse on Trump.
we should domesticate seals
u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise
that’s the world i want to live in
we should domesticate seals
u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise
that’s the world i want to live in